- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
I just finished a movie. The only thing I can say is;
Jesus Christ! All of that just for a loaf of bread? I’m crying cause of a story that started of A GODDAMN PIECE OF BREAD.
- dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
- sam: k
- dean: so...so it's like this all right
- dean: you know how i love pie the best
- sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
- dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
- dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
- sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
- dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
- dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
- dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
- dean: this really amazing cake
- dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
- dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
- dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
- dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
- dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
- dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
- sam: dean wat
- sam: what are you even saying
- dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
Okay guys I need help my brother in law says the Impala, yes, BABY is a piece of shit car and NO ONE likes it because four door cars aren’t cool. PLEASE reblog this to show how much the Impala is loved and show him what an idiot he’s being.
YOU ALWAYS JUST ASSUME THAT THERES A LINE WITH TV SHOWS THAT THEY WONT CROSS AND THEN THEY FUCKING CROSS IT AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCKS GONNA HAPPEN AND YOU GET TERRIFIED
MY LIKE FOR CHILDREN IS MAKING IT PAINFUL. I SCREAMED BECAUSE OF ORPHAN BLACK. I HATE THAT SO MUCH, OKAY?